This is one is only 17

Some people see Jesus in their food. I see Jaws.

I found a lesser spotted Twitter dom 💀💀💀

Sex so good, the neighbours sleep in the wet spot.

In the beginning there was darkness. God, being a father, hated to waste electricity.

“I just love a man in uniform” ~ drunk me, to my garden gnomes

“Position of the day” or as I like to call it Kama sutrahaha

There are two animals in this picture. You'll see one in a while and one later

I'll eat more superfoods as soon as they reclassify cheeseburgers.

I think when Moo Deng grows up she should be allowed to eat Mark Zuckerberg, that would be so beautiful