Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one

The movie will answer all these questions.

"Sir... Sir! Ok did you unlatch the arming lock?... The arming lock, it's under the fuse... Wait, did you even read the manual?... OF COURSE THERE'S A MANUAL!"

It's that old capitalism axiom: "Sell a weird dog a well made rocket and he'll only buy one. Sell him one that almost works and he'll buy it again and again." Entry level business school stuff.

sir, that's the upgrade to the top of the line boeing design

At this point ACME is just a dropshipping scam

1) Maybe Acme was like Lucas in England, and that's the best they could do. 2) If you are the only company making this stuff, there is no market pressure to do better. 3) Their delivery service was second to none

Kinda friggin' name is Wile anyway?

don't forget the legal team inserting the small 'roadrunner exclusion clause' in the end-user license

I bet David Zaslav was working there, too.

Gotta sue em for not accepting Dog money. Among the most valuable of all animal currencies.