Wow, big news from the Sam Bankman-Fried sentencing. The judge gave him the choice of the death penalty or helping the judge figure out why his computer is running slow, and Bankman-Fried chose death

oh no now were gonna have to hear about how he didnt kill himself for years

It was the easy way out.

I wish my family would give me options.

Socrates: I feel you bro

Would there have been time off credited for resetting the clock on the oven or getting the VCR to stop blinking 12:00?

A proponent of effective altruism to the very end

More like Sam bankman not freed.

Most relatable he's ever been,

The judge said "maybe the hard drive is full? it's out of memory?" and SBF started rigging a noose with a USB cable

Effective Altruism finally working