I’m seeing a lot of new bluesky signups so it’s time again to warn people about the cowboy. If you see posts from the cowboy, DO NOT interact with them. If the cowboy replies to you with “yeehaw” PLEASE don’t respond

And if the cowboy responds to you with a lasso-emoji... well, best just to accept what is going to happen, because there is nought you can do about it.

But how else will I get my daily dose of yeehaws?

hypothetical question um what if the cowboy’s already in your walls?

I thought they cancelled Westworld. Wait, is this where Zaslov sends this for tax write-offs? Is that what BlueSky is? Are we all tax write-offs?

What about "Giddyup"? 😁

GRAAHHH I LOVE COWBOYS YEEHAW GRAAHHH YEEHAW 🤠🤠🤠

I did once and *screams*

HUH

what if i want to see the cowboy

the fuck is the cowboy? Anyway YEEHAW!!