I take squareword WAY too seriously đ
I have I think 11 or 12 fives in my history of the game and itâs soooo satisfying every time aaa đž
today it was âadjective for obeliskâ
The garlic honey cream cheese bun is perfect and flawless in every way except for sometimes you donât have the garlic honey cream cheese bun and then you acquire one and now youâre just thinking âwhy donât I just Always have the garlic honey cream cheese bunâ
If thereâs a skeleton there, youâre dead, but if thereâs a skeleton there, youâre alive as well
panicking and realizing my roommateâs birthday is Monday and I failed to make any sort of plan for that WHOOPS (i have figured it out now but i did miss the last like 6 minutes of my podcast thinking about it and I gotta go back)
If I had a Bulbasaur I wouldn't make it fight over little weird monsters we would just watch movies and eat pizza together
menstrual ennui
when i had a big doctor pepper at the movies and tacos at the taco place and i convince myself i don't need to to stop for "a little treat" on the way home
absolutely catastrophic balsamic incident in the work breakroom 0 witnesses just me fighting for my life