today it was “adjective for obelisk”

The garlic honey cream cheese bun is perfect and flawless in every way except for sometimes you don’t have the garlic honey cream cheese bun and then you acquire one and now you’re just thinking “why don’t I just Always have the garlic honey cream cheese bun”

PHpliablehead.bsky.socialMay 1, 2024 2:23am

easy access to these is truly going to be my downfall

If there’s a skeleton there, you’re dead, but if there’s a skeleton there, you’re alive as well

panicking and realizing my roommate’s birthday is Monday and I failed to make any sort of plan for that WHOOPS (i have figured it out now but i did miss the last like 6 minutes of my podcast thinking about it and I gotta go back)

If I had a Bulbasaur I wouldn't make it fight over little weird monsters we would just watch movies and eat pizza together

JWjayd456.bsky.socialJun 27, 2024 12:49am

Bulbasaur Pokemon GIF

ALT: Bulbasaur Pokemon GIF

menstrual ennui

when i had a big doctor pepper at the movies and tacos at the taco place and i convince myself i don't need to to stop for "a little treat" on the way home

absolutely catastrophic balsamic incident in the work breakroom 0 witnesses just me fighting for my life

to the guy in the outer wilds tshirt who was actually masking in my store, and who clocked my critical role tshirt and said he ‘liked my whole vibe,’ feel free to come back and chat more when there aren’t 8000 people here,, js

the answer was apparently to download chants of sennaar for my nintendo switch