happy hotober everyone 🫠

In space, no one can hear you fart

that’s my mom’s birthday!! she’ll be thrilled to share a birthday with Onion!!!

OCCAM’S BLAZER: lookin’ sharp!

OH MY GOD

this is amazing but also space fart

JWjameswithers.bsky.socialSep 30, 2024 8:10pm

One of the most remarkable photos ever taken. And it is impossible to comprehend the scale of it. Taken by Hubble, it is a jet of gas being fired out of a supermassive black hole. The jet is 3,000 light years long (1 light year = 6 trillion miles!). Full amazing story👉 mashable.com/article/blac...

supermassive space fart

home of the womper

couldn’t find a whole pig on such short notice but managed 20 gyoza

a cartoon drawing of a lizard with its mouth open and sharp teeth

Alt: Kaiman, the lizard-headed man from the Dorohedoro, picks up 5 gyoza at once with chopsticks and puts them all in his giant mouth

love menstruating and feeling anxious, panicky, murdery, and like im going to throw up but also like i want to eat an entire pig, all at the same time, all while my life force bleeds out between my legs 🥲