In space, no one can hear you fart

that’s my mom’s birthday!! she’ll be thrilled to share a birthday with Onion!!!

OCCAM’S BLAZER: lookin’ sharp!

OH MY GOD

supermassive space fart

home of the womper

couldn’t find a whole pig on such short notice but managed 20 gyoza

a cartoon drawing of a lizard with its mouth open and sharp teeth

Alt: Kaiman, the lizard-headed man from the Dorohedoro, picks up 5 gyoza at once with chopsticks and puts them all in his giant mouth

the mystery baby meltdown lives in my head rent free

Mr. Biffles is always very distressed every time I shower

London apparently!! i had to look it up lol