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Matt Poldberg
@poldberg.bsky.social
Digital Marketer. Love photography and bodyboarding. Long Beach, CA Previously notspamipromise on twitter.
133 followers402 following627 posts
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😂😂

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Maybe not intentionally, but I’m afraid so M’Lady

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I didn’t realize 2014 Reddit logic master brain had migrated to bsky 😂😭

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Does he love America or does he want us to start a new one

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Wow. There Was a Drone Strike in Heaven. Yeah, it's really sad. Turns out it was Satan and his demons who did it, they even took Jesus hostage. So tragic. Inside this book is a list of the heavenly corpses. Say a prayer with each turn of the page. Anyway, There Was a Drone Strike in Heaven and God is finally going to do something about Hell, that awful place you've read about in God's great book. God is loading up his pickup truck with the rowdiest angels in town and they're all going down there to take out your anger on those demons Iraq War Style. I'm talking worse than Gitmo. I'm talking worse than Katrina. I'm talking Hell on Earth for demons, or as those devils may say: Heaven in Hell (they are confused!). Yeah, There Was a Drone Strike in Heaven, and you'll want to hear all about it. As a professional Angel Speaker, I can speak to angels, and though there are no photos or official records of this attack, you can rest assured that it happened because angels told me so. I spare no
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😂😂

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PWmarkpopham.bsky.social

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy
photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted
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the media just unblinkingly accepts a recession-indicuing, ultra-fashy deportation scheme is a housing relief plan now

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SPugarles.bsky.social

it's what he would have wanted

DTdavethomer.bsky.social

Had a browser tab reload ESPN's website. I briefly saw a headline about Pete Rose dying before it was pushed offscreen by a full page video promoting the ESPN betting app.

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Sad I can’t like this more than once

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Matt Poldberg
@poldberg.bsky.social
Digital Marketer. Love photography and bodyboarding. Long Beach, CA Previously notspamipromise on twitter.
133 followers402 following627 posts
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