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Fury Pops
@popsfury.bsky.social
Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.
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It’s the pillow that smiles back.
You turned left, I hope? (For the wine, obviously)
The last thing I need in my life is a fudgey cupcake. Oh, you put a purple and gold UW on them? Don’t mind if I do!
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He's not a Nice Guy™️ unless he's from the French town of Nice. Otherwise he's just a sparkling fuckboy.
Curious/disturbed at what kind of cocktail was being made by my hose sitter while I was out of town.
I should run for mayor. Seems pretty easy to do a better job the last 30 or so mayors.
He may have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, but he also has that BGDE (big green d!ck energy)
Them: You really like Doctor Who? The monsters look so fake and silly!” Me, hitting the TARDIS: Really? Hadn’t noticed!
FP
Fury Pops
@popsfury.bsky.social
Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.
51 followers135 following184 posts