ME: there’s a full moon this Easter, you know what that means THEM: ME: THEM: werewolf Jesus? ME: *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus

I don't know if I can handle the resurrection of werewolf jesus

Immediately reminded of this

There's always a full moon at Easter

“Jesus howled” -John 11:35

Werewolf Jesus > Zombie Jesus

👀 it's never not funny.

That actually can never happen, since Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox. Full moon is 3/25, Easter is 3/31. Could happen on an orthodox Easter though

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The only good Easter movie

I hate to break it to y'all but easter can never be a full moon. the reason the date moves around is because it's calculated as one week after the full moon no silver bullets needed this year. we can kill jesus the usual way