Crafting an immaculately-plated meal that tastes like absolute shit

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Kamala Harris here. I am reaching out to ask you to look under your floorboards. Text STOP to quit

dude, “LOL” is so played out. Everyone’s saying “tee-hee” now.

I know in my heart that the politician I support tells the honest truth. Unlike the politician I vehemently hate, who is a dirty fucking liar

Backflipping Mario 64-style into a big painting of my bed

to lower the morale of the encroaching marines