Crafting an immaculately-plated meal that tastes like absolute shit

Kamala Harris here. I am reaching out to ask you to look under your floorboards. Text STOP to quit

dude, “LOL” is so played out. Everyone’s saying “tee-hee” now.

I know in my heart that the politician I support tells the honest truth. Unlike the politician I vehemently hate, who is a dirty fucking liar

Backflipping Mario 64-style into a big painting of my bed

honestly dude, i would take action, but im just way too busy criticizing shit from the sidelines

Can always tell when the dog stole my phone cause the Amazon search history has fucked up spelling

take that, bitch

Wet Ass Potty