Sorry fellas, nothin in the rulebook that says a robot dog can’t target unarmed civilians

your honor, this is bullshit, it’s my birthday

Harriet the Spy has been compromised

ah damn he’s stuck behind the pushbroom and the Christmas decorations

Spider-Man should be called Climb-Man because he’s so good at climbing like a spider

this mf begging for pardons

maybe some fiberoptic lights

wow, (stifling cough) never would have thought to brew it with seaweed

I told Mr Giuliani that the four seasons was just about the nicest hotel I’d ever seen

Eating so much pizza it effects my breathing