I’m just trying to imagine a restaurant that I would be willing to eat at 250 nights a year.

I delivered pizza for a few years, and id say I came pretty close

It could be a good quality buffet. This way you could have lots of variety of foods. 😁

There’s a local pizza and kebab place that I could do that with.

Coffee and a maple cream at Dunkin every morning

I am confident I could eat tacos from my favorite place 250 nights a year.

It would have to be a neighborhood tavern within walking distance, preferably with low-key live music a couple of nights a week

Taco Bell probably

Ask any employee of a decent pizza place. You can eat there every day.

There isn’t one.

It wouldn't be my preference but someplace like Le Diplomat in DC would probably work for me.