Enough election talk, let's cancel a medieval king Why did Edward confess so much, I wonder!

Henry the Eighth was very problematic and I’m not afraid to say it.

King James wrote (1) an insane conspiracist guide to detecting witches and (2) a famous bible all probably to distract us from how he had a gay lover sleeping with him every night at the palace

Harald Hardrada screwed up his invasion of England and let William the Conqueror get all the glory.

“snows of Canossa” my pink ass. Henry IV is still excommunicate as far as I’m concerned. 😡

I was St. Edward the Confessor in the St. Anne's School first grade Saints Parade. (My middle name is Edward). I have no idea what he confessed. I do know that my costume included a Burger King crown wrapped in foil.

Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II only FINALLY kept his crusading pledge after he’d conveniently married the heiress to the throne of Jerusalem and dispossessed her father.

We don’t clown on Sebastian I of Portugal nearly enough

Queen Victoria? What’d she ever win?

Broke: Thinking Æthelred the Unready was not ready Woke: Knowing Æthelred the Unready was ill-advised, because fuck translating things properly Bespoke: "Æthelred" means noble counsel, making his name an oxymoron, and do we really want a moron as king?

Tamerlane COMPLETELY failed to advocate for or promote other disabled people. Really disappointing to have a marginalized person in power pull up the ladder behind them like that. Anyway so he’s canceled for that plus the whole towers of skulls thing