there are still some talented people who for one reason or another are Republicans. their party is rapidly moving away from them. as a sage of my youth once said “I pull up quick to retrieve it”

Ah, but as ANOTHER wise sage once said, "I don't want no scrubs" and what is Republicanism if not Scrub City? What if she appoints a 2Pac fan Republican and I'm an East Coast fan? We can't trust her with the nuclear codes based entirely on this made up scenario!

Liz Cheney for Secretary of Calm The Fuck Down

W had a Dem for transportation secretary for most of his time in office. It did not stop him from doing any conservative things that I can recall. Harris seems to prize loyalty and is definitely smarter than W; I am far from ready to panic.

Phil Scott for Secretary of Agriculture

obviously there are very stupid ways Harris could do this. let’s stipulate that I’d prefer a smart way