At this point does anyone NOT have my data due to a breach?

Would you like to buy it back, I'm done with it.

Can you send it home when you're done?

I just hope my data makes me look cool

Me

That is pretty much how I see it at this point. Sad.

My credit union just notified that they'd be issuing a new debit card due to a breach. This is the fifth one I've had in two years.

I have one free year of credit monitoring for the next 1000 years.

I paid a ransom to avoid receiving it. They sent it anyway.

Can you pick me up a large account breach and an Arizona Tea on your way back?

I don't have it yet, as far as I know, but I'm behind on my email.