i think my favorite burn might be “The best thing I can say about it is that it clearly does not take marketing, as it’s conventionally understood, into consideration.”

i could not be having more fun with terrible reviews of the joker folly-ado

oh for sure, who can say where the tides will take us — i’ll cherish however many days this bird can get me to floss my teeth

hello if you are on finch my code is AJDY2AK7B7 let’s be bird pals

babiest, in fact

happy friday, here’s a baby

fic where gawin lets joss and mond take turns ruining him for hours on end for uh research. verisimilitude. it’s scientifically helpful to know how long he can deepthroat joss’ huge dick before he passes out and mond has to fuck him awake again.

any time i try to use the foam roller my cat has to run over and rub her face on me and flop around me for attention and just generally be the world’s most beautiful nuisance

I Deserve To Chomp