i think my favorite burn might be “The best thing I can say about it is that it clearly does not take marketing, as it’s conventionally understood, into consideration.”

oh for sure, who can say where the tides will take us — i’ll cherish however many days this bird can get me to floss my teeth

babiest, in fact

I Deserve To Chomp

there WILL be office sex, dammit, someday when ba-mhee hasn’t been allowed to wear panties for a week and begs for it between client meetings bc she can’t wait anymore

i’m about to be a huge nerd but i think she might be a soi dog (the typical thailand strays) mixed somewhere with a borzoi! the slight indentation in the snout and big black nose are very borzoi. also i can imagine bible immediately falling for a dog with their temperament lol 😂

mostly just injuries, but there have been some medical/psych evacuations! they have a great medic team now, i gotta say, so things get really closely monitored

it was truly SO bad, one season in particular felt like they did in fact want only one person to survive but it got waaaaay better! and usually people are more prepared / don’t throw huge tantrums like andy lol

sghfjddj we can never show you the early seasons where they starved contestants so brutally that they were simply too weak to compete

💜💜💜 i love this and it was so nice to meet you!!! kiss cats pls