thankfully im actively trying to diminish my vocabulary at all times

death will be the death of me

omg i love these

oh my god thank you for saying this. for some reason i didn't think that would be an option and i have been manually uncap'ing for my whole life

move over elsa

i use the bidet like a sodastream

those figs made me do a double take 😳

happy stove day ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

(me as a death doula) what would you say are your top 10 most goated moments of all time

omg she can be friends with my kid, kratom 😍