I really hate how the low fat craze of the 80s and 90s vilified avocados and healthy fats. Today, I am glad that I've unlearned all of the nutritional bullshit from that era. I'm not sure I could even hit my calorie target without them. Avocado toast with poached eggs is my go-to breakfast.
My body is telling me today needs to be a rest day. But that doesn't mean I have to skip the rest of my addictions.
I'm craving a fresh, hot, yeasty, and gooey cinnamon roll right now.
At least that is reasonable. My body has been waking up at 3:45. It's becoming really annoying on the days I need rest.
Are you sure I'm not one? 😁 Do we also need to put on the VR headset and steam hypnosis and porn right into your brain after everyone is empty? Maybe that will get you to beg to be unlocked and milked like a cow. 😈
Maybe you also need to be strapped down to a bench and have your nipples milked and put on a fuck machine as you're doing that. Let's make you horny as possible. 😈
What sheltered lives. They must have never done a major Visual Studio upgrade before.
Not sure why, but I totally bonked on my run today. At least that gave me an opportunity to get a selfie in while my body recovered for the last mile home.
TFW your wine fridge is screaming at you because it's taking too long to decide on what bottle of wine to open with dinner.
Whenever the winemakers I know or follow talk about barrel management, this just goes through my head.
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a high score of 0007650