Job ACQUIRED. It’s wildly disheartening how much of my self-worth hinges upon being employed and therefore a “productive” member of society. FIGHTIN THAT MINDSET IN 2024 LFG
went to see a harpist at a Presbyterian church last night but the real religious experience was this hot dog
IF YOU"RE SO VERY ENTERTAINING WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOYOYOED TONIGHT???? the job search is going great
we all know the song I Know It's Over by The Smiths right? right. so the lyrics are stuck in my head and I've applied them to myself. IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOOOOYED TONIGHT
"boy that health inspector sure does love his new hat! what a goof! but hey his inspection of health is impeccable!"
the silver lining is that it has led me to a genius concept for a sequel to Pixar's Ratatouille. It's the exact same thing except instead of a bumbling cook the rat controls a HEALTH INSPECTOR!!! a great twist.
so the grocery store near my house has been shut down by the health department which is very concerning since I eat things from there almost every day. the gossip according to reddit is that it is because of RATS 🐀
I'm not doing the dumb time change thing anymore. If you try to make me "fall back" it will be you who falls back, due to being punched by me
seeing 0 people dressed as Barbie but have seen at least 4 dressed as Shrek this year…. the people have chosen their idol