omg a fourth time but they’re playing it over itself
At a metal show and in between the sets the venue has played Ocean Man by Ween three times so far
Brave hero breaks window to save suction cup garfield left in hot car
Texts from my dad — “Call me asap .” “Nothing bad no rush” do you know what asap means father
2009 era selfies are the best — not a smile to be seen, not even looking at the camera, I look like someone has hassled me by having the AUDACITY to take my pic, but it was me
omg photobucket emails me every day about losing access to my pictures like there’s precious artifacts in that account. It contains collages of Thom Yorke, pics from LiveJournal communities, and digital camera era selfies
lol so this job is field canvassing, during orientation a coworker asked if our personal safety is at risk, our team lead goes “it’s Texas… so yeah”
first day of work! I got sassed by an Austin bus driver for the first time! I feel like a real resident now!