OK, let me explain the last twelve hours in political sex scandals, no there is too much. I'll sum up. A reporter was writing articles critical of Biden while sleeping with one of his opponents, Gaetz us implicated in a sex scandal involving a high school student, and in North Carolina, damn, son.

Wait Gaetz again? I guess I took too long a blink.

YKINMKATO and a Princess Bride reference.

a man wearing a black mask says truly you have a dizzying intellect

Alt: An animated image of Cary Elwes as the Dread Pirate Roberts in "The Princess Bride", saying "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

You forgot the sexy texts from a pundit to a congresswoman

wait what's the reporter story? I missed that one

Either the October Surprise will be so bad it will cause wide-spread aneurysms or we'll be so battered and numb that anything that comes will be met with, "Yeah. That fits."

In North Carolina, the Republican gubernatorial candidate has managed to exceed the limits of the kink tomato, and there's a good chance of more to come.

Oh, I missed Gaetz… is this a new one for him, because he had that interstate Venmo minor thing earlier and nothing happened

You missed Chris Rufo on Ashley Madison.

So, insert a link to the appropriate Princess Bride clip. . . . Thanks, Mike. I blinked a couple times this week, and then it seemed like we suddenly had a month of scandals in about three days.

What about Chris rufo getting owned in the Ashley Madison leak?