I think there's some plotting going on.

everything but the smoking gun

He doesn't know how to use the Three Shells ??

Offer snacks and back up slowly. Ignore the cool looks on their faces and make no eye contact. 🥰🥰

Class action lawsuit on how you treat the pets in your household?

They're pretty sure you're gonna drop something for them to eat.

innocent (in advance)

I'd try to stay awake tonight.

And with one photo a new book was born

Turn around and walk away slowly with your hands visible at all times. You saw nothing.

nah you're just paranoid...