Get Teemu on ffs #fineng

Just seen my mum - staying with her grandson in London - who at 94 has just had her first Uber and her first Deliveroo.

Not every lucky lady gets one of these for their 29th wedding anniversary (furniture, to save you checking)

I am watching Celebs Go Dating by mistake. Feeling like Mary Whitehouse.

@pperry.bsky.social Absolutely loved the honesty of your response to the woman who missed her young adult children so desperately - thank you (it’s visceral, isn’t it?) And have copied this line to remind myself - “they have internalised your love and happily take it for granted”. Thank you.

We’d assumed Elizabeth Fraser’s stage fright would stop her appearing with Massive Attack in Bristol yesterday - but it didn’t, and she was awesome, every song flawless. Fantastic gig despite the rain.

RIP Alain Delon, the only man who could make this happen to Mick.

RIP Alain Delon, who inspired me to buy a YSL mac from eBay in which I looked a total prick and which caused total strangers to shout ‘Inspector Gadget!’ at me from passing cars.

Heartwarming photos and reports of Brits all over the country uniting against the far right. This one is Walthamstow and I’ve seen similar in Derby and Brighton. Civil war my arse.

There is an entire novella inside my new skirt lining