But like…ARE they truly false positives
If you're not a New Yorker and you're wondering why we're all so gleeful right now, I strongly encourage you to watch this highly entertaining recap of Eric Adams' life so far
lol Eric Adams is absolutely going to try and escape in a hot air balloon
Now we face the hardest challenge as New Yorkers: where do we find an *even worse* mayor?
I shrieked “VIGILANTE CRIME FIGHTER?????” I feel like I oughta yell at Parker about not getting good art for three
Check on your New Yorker friends this evening. We’re doing fantastic. We are actually having a ball and everything is great
Incredible the 90s nostalgia drug trafficking crime show #TheFirstShot just busted up an Ritalin ring and it’s all just fucked up middle and high schoolers begging for it so they can pass the gaokao IT IS TOO REAL
I can’t fucking find it anymore! I’m almost sure it’s a Cesperanza story (or maybe Astolat?) and it includes a line that John is Rodney’s half brother, that he’s also Rodney’s boyfriend is just efficient.
Sometimes a wayward memory just comes for you like brownout clarity crawling out of her well to shame you-kind. Just remembered how in college the library science geeks I hung out with referred to incest as “efficiency” thanks to an SGA fanfic. I’m aware that these are all brand new sentences.