and oh, yeah, there's no fucking universe in which it makes even the remotest plausible sense for the config for a T&S system to exist as part of the config for the single signon tool that controls access to the T&S system instead of as a config inside the T&S system itself.

This does not look even remotely plausible to me. To calibrate what I mean about "the lists are too short", we are approximately a billionth the size of Twitter, and our automod list of terms is about 500 items long and changes pretty much daily (it's mostly a spam automod)--

This reads like someone who knows a tiny bit about coding wanting people who know nothing about coding to be fooled by how "real" it looks