Growing older seems to consist mostly of needing more and more specialized equipment to get a good night’s sleep as your body slowly decomposes before your eyes. 🫠

😂 I hope it won’t, not going to lie.

I’m just happy to be part of the contest! If possible I’d prefer Tongues of Serpents as it’s the only one I’m missing (my dog ate my copy 😭, but honestly any signed copy is amazing!

Thank you so much!

The form doesn’t have an option for anything outside the USA. I’m in Canada. Am I ineligible? 🙁

Oh, wow, thank you! This is very exciting! ♥️

Thank you! <3

Thank you! ♥️

He stole his grad student’s work?!? (Also, I’m glad you weren’t hurt!)

I’m supposed to visit my parents this weekend for my birthday, and if this dillweed has ruined it for me I will be SO MAD.