Growing older seems to consist mostly of needing more and more specialized equipment to get a good night’s sleep as your body slowly decomposes before your eyes. 🫠

Coworker in the next cubicle told me all about the lovely vacation in Florida he just came back from, then spent the ENTIRE afternoon coughing up a lung. Overheard him laughing on a call to a colleague: “Yeah, I probably should have stayed home today.”🤬

I wrote two poems today. They were relatively short, but I’m proud to have gotten a start.

Happy New Year, friends! I don’t trust any new year to treat us well anymore, so we’ll just have to roll up our sleeves and do it ourselves.

Farthest I’ve been: N: Caraquet, Canada S: Yucatan peninsula, Mexico E: Munich, Germany W: Vancouver, Canada Last trip before lockdown: Chicago, USA, in 2018

Nothing like someone getting shirty with you on social media because you didn’t understand their media reference to a cartoon. Because obviously everyone should know every show, book, movie, comic book, and graphic novel ever produced, I guess. 🙄

The sad, sad dog who doesn’t understand why Mother Loves Her Not.

After years of no issues I’ve been plagued with bad luck for the past month with stuff I’ve ordered being “not as depicted” including the Christmas present I got for my parents. I’m a little miffed about it.

This is the look of a Very Bad Dog™️ who bolted out the door when a delivery person came, then proceeded to gleefully gallivant around the neighbourhood and tear her paw pads to shreds.

Why are you up so early, Phnee? Could it have anything to do with your beloved dog producing a truly astonishing amount of vomit at 3:30 AM and getting it all over her crate, the bedroom carpet, and you? 🤢