Coworker in the next cubicle told me all about the lovely vacation in Florida he just came back from, then spent the ENTIRE afternoon coughing up a lung. Overheard him laughing on a call to a colleague: “Yeah, I probably should have stayed home today.”🤬

I’m supposed to visit my parents this weekend for my birthday, and if this dillweed has ruined it for me I will be SO MAD.