That legitimately hurt to read. If I collapse into a bleeding mound of protoplasm in a few moments, I would not be surprised. Strangely, I feel as though I would be like that flowerpot in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

a picture of a potted plant with the words oh no not again

Alt: A missile having been improbably transformed into a flowerpot thinking, inexplicably, "Oh no, not again."