Sorry, guys. I been hangin' out on MySpace. Tom says hello.

I'm at the age where I'm young to the older people and I'm old to the younger people.....

Confucius says Never disturb a man eating ice cream

A man who doesn't realise there's a limbo contest going on walks into a bar.

Grab your Starter jacket we going to Sizzler

You will never forget anything about him. Even in 20 years from now, you will remember everything, like you saw him just a few days ago. His voice, his laughter, his hands.

Diamonds were a girls best friend but then I found coffee and amazon.

I don’t think this box of kleenex really wants to comfort me.

How can the same Thanksgiving break be the best and worst ever at the same time? I can't even.

My ability to forget things is quite unforgettable.