hey guys??? hey men??? what is… going on? please do not talk to women like you’re LARPing please. what the fuck

This man ✅licks the cheeto dust off his fingers and then "forgets" to wash his hands ✅is a sore loser at trivia and board games ✅will point out the grammatical errors in your argument instead of addressing your actual statement ✅wears a digital wrist watch

i know it's not cool to say "not all men" but this one just feels patently unfair

why would fazz say this wow....

It's always with people they've never messaged before too. Like. If you and the other party were into it and had agreed to it, that's one thing. This is... Cringe

Big fedora "milady" vibes

Why do they always talk like Sephiroth is their copy editor?

I have a friend who apparently went back and forth talking like this with a guy for MONTHS… and it eventually just turned into him being like “may i acquire a photo of thine breasts my liege” 😔

Got second hand ick just reading this

Hey, they’re just letting you know up front that they have absolutely no prospects of gainful employment other than finding a patron for their poetic artistry and have sensibilities that were outdated a century ago. That is good info!

hahahahha, oh shit, it's so bad hahahaha