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I own newrem.com and I write comics that are up there. They/she preferred but you can use any #remiwriting #prevara #newrem #GAMERcomics #comics
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GAMER COMICS, the ONLY comic on the internet for GAMERS. Posted these to twitter back in 2020. Reuploading them here. Image transcriptions (which frequently go over 2000 characters) available on newrem.com/gamerComics/...

At the top of the page reads "GAMER COMICS" as is expected. "Give me one copy of Blops 4." demands Heather, confidently. Heather has expressed herself today with a v-necked shirt with gray sleeves and a white chest. On her neck clings a choker collar, and on her shoulder hangs a tote bag. She stands with her arms folded, displaying the confidence of a woman who has bested countless opponents in the gaming world, and in the real world as well. Beneath her waist hangs a plaid skirt with a seatbelt buckled belt. The outfit was coordinated to be reminiscent of Kosaka Riyu's style in the Guitar Freaks / Drummania video for the song "Break Down", but she changed her mind and went with long sleeves because it was cold today. Behind the counter stands a man with a smug expression, side swept bangs, and a Baseball Cap. On the hat is a picture of a Pokéball and a thong with a W on it. This is a reference to a joke about the way the Masterball from Pokemon resembles a normal Pokéball, but with Wario's thong stretched over it. The man behind the counter denies Heather, stating, "No way! Not selling you anything without a Y-Chromosome. Store policy." Unmoved by this denial, Heather confidently pulls from her tote bag a jar filled with some sort of liquid, and holds it up for the man behind the counter to see. He asks, "What's that?" His face never deviates from his smug expression. Heather replies, "It's a jar filled with each and every Y-Chromosome of the last guy who tried to get between me and gaming." She too is confident. Her expression does not waver. In this battle of wills, she will not falter.
"Oh! Right away!" says the man behind the counter, off screen. Heather is victorious. "Little do they know," Heather thinks to herself, confidently folding her arms as she watches her vanquished foe leave to fetch her hard won copy of Blops 4 to purchase, "Those were actually my Y-Chromosomes I had surgically removed and am saving in case any of my trans masc friends want them."
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GAMER COMICS, featuring all your favorite characters!

"You play DOTA?" asks Shædo. She looks up at Remi with an uncharacteristic innocent friendliness. Her wide brimmed witch hat has holes cut out for her cat ears. Shædo's long hair dances down her back, curling and flowing, with bangs covering most of her forehead and framing her face along the sides, with one lock of hair falling between her eyes over her nose. The rest of her outfit is that of a cute witch. Poofy shoulders, a high necked collar, a string tied at the neck in a thin bow around a bib, and then a tight corset around her waist that supports her breasts, just over a wide poofy skirt. None of the panels show an angle that reveals what sort of socks or shoes she has, but one has to imagine striped socks and Mary Janes would complete this look. "No... I played League of Legends but I never tried DOTA 2," Remi replies, blankly. "Nah, not DOTA 2. I mean the ORIGINAL DOTA." she replies. Her friendly and cute face returns to the sinister squinting smirk Remi is more used to seeing on her face. A rectangle reading "Moments Later..." heralds the passage of time. Remi and Shædo rest in front of Remi's computer. Remi says, "I thought the original DOTA was a Warcraft 3 mod." with an expression that shows they're looking at something very different from what they expected. "I said the ORIGINAL." Shædo reminds, knowing full well that she is flaunting one of Grice's Maxims, as Remi could not have known what she was going to show them, and that they would expect to see something else. On the next screen we see the game Shædo has actually shown Remi. "This is Death of the Author!" she announces. "You can choose from hundreds of creators like JK Rowling," author of Harry Potter and reactionary anti-Trans bigot, "Jack London," award winning American author best known for The Call of the Wild, was revealed to be a bit of a racist when asked to commentate a boxing match between a white boxer and a black boxer, "Orson Scott Card," highly acclaimed science fiction writer a…
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I own newrem.com and I write comics that are up there. They/she preferred but you can use any #remiwriting #prevara #newrem #GAMERcomics #comics
432 followers1.5k following189 posts
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