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I own newrem.com and I write comics that are up there. They/she preferred but you can use any #remiwriting #prevara #newrem #GAMERcomics #comics
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GAMER Comics, Chapter 2 begins NOW. #GAMERcomics#comics

"Thank you for bringing in a new patient to St. Gamer Hospital." the receptionist smiles, cheerfully to Alex, entering in Alex's details into her desk terminal. A Doctor swiftly races away, pushing a wheeled stretcher with the griefer on it. The griefer is noticeably injured. His eye is blackened, and his nose bloodied. They race to the left, past a sign that directs Full Heals to the left, Body Mods to the right, and Medic Rentals on the second floor. "And I get my referral rewards, right?" Alex asks, casually. "Yep!" the receptionist cheers, sitting under the logo for the hospital. A pair of warm hands, gently holding a game controller. "What's my current Gamer Rewards Account balance?" Alex inquires. "You currently have enough Gamer Rewards Points to redeem for a body mod surgery, sir!" "Hell yeah!" Alex exclaims. "I'd like to redeem that right now!" "What sort of body mod are you hoping to get, if you don't my asking?" the receptionist asks. "I'm gonna finally get my XX Chromosomes replaced with XY Chromosomes." "Oh great! Well you can head right on over, ma'am!" Alex goes from cheerful to grumpy. "If you weren't already clearly a member at St. Gamer Hospital, I would be turning you in for Gamer Rewards Points for misgendering me like that." "I'm sorry," the receptionist apologizes. "I have transphobic tendencies typical of people in my line of work." Alex growls, "I'm going to let this slide as there's no benefit for me to punish you for this."
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GAMER Comics, featuring LOOTBOXES #GAMERcomics#comics

"Hello!" Alex announced, shoving open the door to the Doctor's office. "I am here to redeem the vast amount of points that I've earned from bringing in dozens of new patients to this hospital for a replacement of my second set of X Chromosomes for some Y Chromosomes." "Oh how fun!" replies the Doctor. Shiné, the lady from chapter one who was thinking about the video games she plays. "Let's give it a roll and see what we get!" "Huh?" Alex asks, confused by what she means by 'roll'. "Gamer Referal (sic) Rewards Program Points are redeemable for gift box prizes! I'll go ahead and roll your points right now!" Shiné sings. "The wording on the card did not specify that it would be a RANDOM body mod!" Alex complains. "Well let's see what you get before you get salty, okay?" Shiné says, pulling up her tablet to display what Alex rolled. "You rolled 'New Prostate'." Shiné declares. Alex can't believe what he's hearing. He smirks and holds up his hands. "I don't want a new prostate! All they do is get cancer and kill you. Anybody running a prostate is trolling. I have a Skene's gland." "Actually we now understand that the Skene's gland and prostate are the same thing," Shiné explains. "What the fuck?" Alex laughs. "Am I being pranked? I don't care."
"Okay well I'll just reroll for you." Shiné decides. "How's teeth replacement sound?" Her display reads 'MYTHICAL - NEW TEETH!' "No thanks I like my teeth," says Alex. "Okay, well," Shiné looks down at her tablet. "Teeth shape and size are thought to be related to sex." "Yeah, thought," Alex scoffs, not missing a beat. "But when tested, trained dentists can only determine the sex 47-59% of the time." "You just know that off the top of your head, huh?" Shiné asks, partly amused, and partly nervous that she still hasn't satisfied her customer. "I'm trans. Of course I do." "OK." Shiné rolls for another prize on her tablet. "Okay, rerolling... New Adam's Apple!" Shiné declares, confident that Alex will go for this one. "I already have one. Testosterone moves fat off your neck to reveal the one you already have. It's not even a good gender marker anyway: Plenty of cis women have 'em visible and cis men don't." "Oh, here we go!" Shiné exclaims. This one for sure! "Vagina removal. That's gotta be something you want, right?" "You're joking right?" Alex cocks an eyebrow and chuckles. "What if I wanna get fucked by my awesome gay husband? You're clearly not thinking."
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I own newrem.com and I write comics that are up there. They/she preferred but you can use any #remiwriting #prevara #newrem #GAMERcomics #comics
432 followers1.5k following189 posts
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