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GAMER Comics, featuring MACROTRANSACTIONS. #GAMERcomics#comics

"Well that's all of your free re-rolls," Shiné says, mirroring Alex's eyebrow cocked expression.

"This sucks!" Alex quetches. "I didn't want any of the free surgeries I rolled from this RNG bullshit."

"Well you can still buy it directly," Shiné offers, raising her hand.

"And how much is it?"

"Well it comes down to parts and labor, really!" Shiné explains. "Labor is three hundred dollars, or twenty-nine thousand bits."

Alex puts his hand to his chin and considers that. "Well it's not free," he thinks to himself, "but that's actually pretty affordable. It's even cheaper if I pay with my Twitch Prime Bits. I could eve get my hundreds of subscribers to chip in and this wouldn't be so bad at all."

"And the parts cost 5 trillion dollars, or 405 trillion bits."

"What the fuck?" Alex exclaims, smirking again, like he's hearing a dirty joke. "That's bullshit. How am I supposed to afford that?"

"Well if you register an Amazon Credit Card--"

"Lemme stop you right there." Alex cuts her off. "No."

Alex takes another moment to think things over. "The labor is totally affordable but the cost of the parts is waaaay too high. If only there were a person who had a jar of Y Chromosomes who would be willing to part with them due to owing me a favor."

Meanwhile, back in her home, Heather sits at her computer. A voice comes over her headphones from the in game voice chat.

"Sorry, I have a condition," the Gamer explains.

"Not a problem," Heather states confidently. She sits in her chair with her arms folded, dressed in a comfortable night shirt and pajama pants, with the word "Communism" written over her chest. She thinks to herself, "Thanks to Alex I know that this person is most likely telling the truth and I can be loving and compassionate without fear!"
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GAMER Comics, featuring misunderstandings that can be overcome with communication. #GAMERcomics#comics

Heather stands confidently with her arms folded in sincere gratitude. Alex, on the other hand, slouches with his arms hanging low. While Heather is energetic and lively, Alex's eyes have bags under them. He's exhausted.

"Thank you for hitting that guy with a bat and making my BLOPS experience slightly better!" Heather cheers, dressed in a short pleated skirt and Japanese School Girl Sailor Fuku uniform top, with a ribbon tied around her forehead, knotted at the back. Heather assembled this outfit to cosplay as Sakura from Street Fighter, though she has since replaced the ribbon with one from her own collection.

"You're welcome," Alex groans.

"Alex!" Heather gasps. "What's the matter? You're acting like you're feeling negative emotions. Aren't you the one who taught me that negative emotions are worthless in the current meta?"

"Yeah I know but I'm really tilted right now." Alex sighs. "I had this plan to change my chromosomes for almost a year now, and right at the end I got countered by some degenerate RNG money strat."

Heather is stunned! She double takes, unsure if she heard him correctly!
"Alex! I didn't know you were trans!" Heather exclaims, rotating her entire body toward him. "I thought you were just the only cool cis person I've ever met in my life!"

Alex recoils in surprise. Heather has gotten much closer to him than he's used to or comfortable with. Luckily, she backs off quickly.

"This is so shocking and exciting!" Heather cheers. "I'll help you out in every way I can!" Heather's thoughts race. "We're almost the same size! I'll let you try on my dresses and teach you how to do makeup!"

"Woah, hold up, Heather!" Alex laughs, energized by her excitement. "You've got it backwards. I'm not a transwoman who was in the closet." Alex's exhaustion leaves, rejuvenated with confidence. "I'm a trans man!"

Heather is stunned! She double takes again! She realizes she is not properly dressed for such a mind blowing experience.
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I own newrem.com and I write comics that are up there. They/she preferred but you can use any #remiwriting #prevara #newrem #GAMERcomics #comics
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