just finished reading Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh (of hyperbole and a half fame). Getting through the book is a breeze at times and a hard challenge at others. So hilarious I wheezed at the office. So emotionally intense that I struggled to keep it together.
heinz is such a funny company. imagine you make the perfect ketchup and then also baked beans. yeah we made the quintessential fry sauce! we also made the worst thing at the barbecue
why are people on grindr the dumbest fucking sacks of rocks alive (plus with no followthrough)
my hottest take is that you are allowed to enjoy media from bad people or that endorses bad opinions as long as you don't absorb those opinions or give financial support to the creators i.e. old jontron stuff IS funny, modern south park is (mostly) still enjoyable, etc.
i'm pansexual which means i want to have weird sex with everything that's at least a 7/10
Y'all will never know the ego stroking pleasure of hearing an @arbys.bsky.social employee mentioning a detail of your order and the manager replying with a very concerned "he what???"
how do normal people just not be horny all day wtf
Reskeet a picture of the very first game you remember playing