Blueskie is similar to Twitter except on Twitter no one read my tweets and on here they’re called ‘skeets.’

Do you think the invention of social media has reduced the amount of scribbling in bathrooms?

For sale: Baby shoes. Never used because no baby, or dead baby. Could be either, but super sad right?

My daughter is reading Go Dog Go. So many feels when you read the classic words: "Go dog go! Fight dog fight! Only one shall leave tonight!"

I’m new here and I have a sensitive question: so… is bluey here mostly lovingly cried over waifu cleavage or did the algorithm just assume I was a lonely nerd?

Ah, LinkedIn. "Hello person I vaguely recall working with! Congratulations on your apparent continued existence!"

Boeing needs to find the old witch they pissed off and apologize.