“Coward!”

They make most of their money on the toys at daughter-height in the checkout.

But the scars on the land will never heal. Unless we use the good bandaids and the name-brand antiseptic.

Look at the people I’m following. I’m building a list. Also keep clicking “Show me less of that” on cartoon cleavage and furry porn.

Plus a storage fee for the second cake half.

Bring crow treats. They will defend you from the dog.

I blame the Fed. They should raise/lower the AARP.

It’s important that you dress in something classy yet comfortable fit when it’s your turn to sing. Think “Hot Topic employee at a metal concert.”

<ecstatic oinking intensifies>

“Specifically Virginia Dogwood” you whisper.