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Riff Conner
@rifflesby.bsky.social
Writer for the “of Loathing” series of video games. He/him
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AEaedison.bsky.social

No political party willing to address the looming Krueger crisis. We’re past-due for a once-in-generation spate of nightmare murders and our Dream Warrior levels are close to zero, down from the historic high of 1987.

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COcatsofyore.bsky.social

Showing bottle ships to kittens is a top tier hobby. 1967. digitaltmuseum.org/021018235405...

Black and white photo of a middle aged man with a thick, medium length beard, standing in a wood paneled kitchen. He looks affectionately down at the contents of his hands - a tiny model ship inside of a liquor bottle in his right hand, and a tiny white kitten with a dark patch on its head in his left hand. The kitten seems to be looking at the bottle but is probably just trying to squirm away. It looks very young - maybe 2 weeks.
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WPwolfpupy.bsky.social

an easy way to tell if a point-and-click adventure game is good is to click on LOOK and then click on a toilet, if your character drowns trying to look down the toilet it is a good one.

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RCrifflesby.bsky.social

using this mouse is like if a tiny forest elf forgot one of her slippers at Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle's tea party, and you ended up with it somehow, and decided to try and use it as a mouse, for some reason

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RCrifflesby.bsky.social

you know how you put off replacing the bar of soap in your shower for too long until it becomes just this tiny soap pringle that's not even useful for cleaning yourself with? Take that out of your shower and put it on your desk, on your mousepad. Now you have the new Apple Magic Mouse 2

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RCrifflesby.bsky.social

UFO 50 is good as hell & I wish I had a little pocket-size handheld with a nice bright screen, d-pad + 2 buttons + start, & UFO 50 baked in and that's all that it does

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CSbombsfall.bsky.social

UFO50 is such a game designer game. Like it's just showing you one smart cool design idea after another. For players it's obviously delightful but if you're a game design nerd it's kind of mind boggling.

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RCrifflesby.bsky.social

they should hire the Nightmare Kart dev to do a full PS1 demake of it and just never touch the property again. 80% serious

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Bbakoon.bsky.social

the skateboarder tony hawk has more material and spiritual effect on my life than jehovah of nazareth by planetary orders of magnitude. tony in his prime could learn to do more than walk on water. you know this to be true

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Riff Conner
@rifflesby.bsky.social
Writer for the “of Loathing” series of video games. He/him
354 followers243 following415 posts