you know how you put off replacing the bar of soap in your shower for too long until it becomes just this tiny soap pringle that's not even useful for cleaning yourself with? Take that out of your shower and put it on your desk, on your mousepad. Now you have the new Apple Magic Mouse 2

using this mouse is like if a tiny forest elf forgot one of her slippers at Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle's tea party, and you ended up with it somehow, and decided to try and use it as a mouse, for some reason