As someone who hasn’t played the game yet, my favorite part of ufo 50 is hearing other people attempting to sound normal while talking about mechanics from ufo 50 games

would a metric year be 100 regular days, or like, a hundred million seconds

gary be careful! he might hustle your spine out!

hahaha holy shit

it's where fashion sits put 'em on a Ritz

wow this is dogshit in multiple distinct and deeply ignorant ways. honestly impressive in the way the world's largest anal boil would be

as a schoolteacher i do the same thing

the navy works on the Elo system, if you beat that guy you get his rank

this is the most psychic damage i've taken from this site in months

a pirate, a pilot, & Pontius Pilate walk into a bar. “aaarrrgh!” they all say but for different reasons i guess idk it’s not like i was there 🙄