After many years of successfully not eating Panda Express, a while back I was forced to. (Friend in the hospital, I offered to bring them a meal to share, they requested it. I couldn’t say no.) 1/?

How is it possible to make beef and broccoli with literally no flavor? Like, it didn’t even taste like beef or broccoli, let alone contain any hint of seasoning. Panda Express is “Chinese” food for the very whitest of white people. Prove me wrong.