once again, bluesky is a posting retirement community for elder millennials

for enrichment we go on field trips to gaiaonline where they let us use XD emoticons like it's 2004 again

Hah. "Retirement". One of my favorite fables, alongside the Hogfather and Justice.

A nature reserve for the digital age.

like those eldercare places in the Netherlands where dementia patients can relive their old jobs

GenXers locking arms with the elder millennials.

Uh oh, I feel seen

*and Gen Xs who have always been weird.

I'll have you know I'm not 36 for another 3 months 😤

Not true. I'm the last of the baby boomer generation.