Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals “But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She’d never bought it and seen a little sign that said ‘Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that’.”

Ha. Terry literally said this to me in an interview once, circa 2002. He had Opinions about journalism.

"No news today" always brings to mind an old Fast Show sketch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-qi...

I think, perhaps, it would be better if sometimes we did have that little sign or, at least, limited it to once a day rather than needing something important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper every five minutes