Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms “Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.”

Mmmm, burnt crunchy bits in a pile of greasy starches would go down a treat right now. A cup of sugar water to wash it down with...

homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

Don't sleep on that fried slice

I have the suspicion Cookie from Atlantis the Lost Empire must have studied under this cook because he’s not far off with his 4 basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard.

the author was English, but damn if that's not Waffle House to a T

This sounds like an Anthony Bourdain quote 😍🤣

When I was in college we decided the four food groups were sugar, salt, caffeine, and grease. Pretty good overlap!

I mean, it’s pretty hard to argue with a meal containing all four of those food groups sugary, starchy, greasy crunchy bits? I may regret it eventually but definitely not while I’m eating it

reading this while eating my scrambled eggs on buttered toast with a side of extra crispy bacon 👀