i tried to come up with a bluesky hazing ritual for all the new users but i couldn’t think of anything more awful than logging on in the first place

You can stick laffy taffy into your usb port for more jokes

I don't have any more invites. I don't know how all these people are getting in

the muppets in famous paintings: thread

him: girl dinner me: ahh the female graze

i’m elderly i don’t have time to build another following on social media.

chef: we’ll be using ground turkey me: but turkeys can fly

Can AI do this? (write a mid post between sobs)

UNDERRATED: Naps OVERRATED: Falling down the stairs when you’re on fire and dogs are biting you

The exceptions fool a lot of people, but for the most part, not being thought about is better.