But this place's washroom is so friggin far away that he asks Spock what he should do out of desperation and the want to complain. Suddenly Spock offers that he can drink Kirk's urine for a couple of reasons A. Saving their reputation, B. For Jim's performance to not be hindered by this and

C. Vulcans have a stronger stomach than humans so he can handle it. After listening to those points Kirk is like *dropped jaw* you're crazy I'd never ask of you to do that- and then Spock doesn't even blink and just unfasten his captain's pants and puts his mouth over Kirk's soft cock